I recently wrote about the Detroit Lions and how they should have a $25 dollar raffle to determine their new, new head coach.
I’ve decided in the meantime that Lions owner Sheila Ford Hamp should fire head coach Matt Patricia and General Manager Bob Quinn immediately and do it in a painful and embarrassing way. At least this would give the fans some extra fun for the rest of this season.
It would also be some much-needed revenge for getting Lions fans hopes up again!
My Top 3 Ideas:
#1: Halloween Costume Contest
Hear me out. Dress like Quinn and Patricia. The best costumed duo gets to coach and manage the Lions on Halloween weekend.
#2: Turkey Eating Contest on the Sunday Before Thanksgiving
Not just any Turkey but the six-legged Turkey John Madden became famous for. The winner coaches the Lions on Thanksgiving Day.
#3: We Will Call This One “The Christmas Miracle”
Barry Sanders, Calvin Johnson and Jason Hanson coach the Lions’ Christmas weekend game! |THIS.
[Jon Lear]
